(Note: when I thought it worthwhile, I've linked bird names to sound files. It'll bounce you off this page, but you can always come back)No one really mentions the birds in Australia before you go there. They'll tell you about the kangaroos, the koalas and the handful of things that can kill you. Locals don't really hear them. When you ask, "What's making that sound?", they just shrug. I was overwhelmed by them. From the minute you walk into the airport parking lot, they're overhead. Flocks of screeching
cockatoos roost on the street lights. Flashes of red and green reel past the highway.
Galahs wander through public parks.

This just-a-few-cousins-away-from-a-dinosaur is considered a pest in downtown Sydney. I think
I nearly hit the brakes on the bike when we rode past the first one in the botanic gardens. In my mind, an ibis is a small, fragile thing. Not so the Australian White Ibis.

The sounds of the local
ravens who sat in the yard made me poke my head out the front door to make sure some child wasn't being beaten. I eventually learned to sigh along with them. Bob the dog was harassed by mynas on most of his walks. Some birds just looked like they partied too much the night before.

Leaving the city and camping in the bush brought out a host of other characters. Like most birds, the locals on the sunshine coast are most vocal at dawn and dusk, and dawn comes pretty early in the springtime. The
whip birds were the showoffs. Didn't sound like birds at all. The
kookaburras had me stumped at first because I mistook them for monkey sound effects, but I certainly knew who they were by the last morning's wake up call. I don't think I've ever threatened a bird with physical violence before.

I never really saw many of the birds who greeted us each morning because they were well-hidden at the tops of the trees. Clancy, here at the Raptor Domain on Kangaroo Island, will be the representative kookaburra. Glenn thought he saw a cassowary by the river at our first campsite, but it turned out to be a bush chook (turkey), and we saw plenty of those later on, including one who regularly invaded an outdoor cafe for its sugar packets and leftover milkshakes.

Australia's home to all manner of fowl, from birds of prey, like this barn owl who drew a bit of blood when it sat on my knee...

to fairy penguins...

Sorry for the lack of actual penguin photo. These guys come and go in the darkness, and while I was able to view some with a red lens torch, flash photography around the rookery is considered rude. Hearing the
little penguins, however, is open to all. Loud, little buggers some nights.
Kangaroo Island had a wide variety of birds for me to stalk, including this superb fairy wren who did not want his picture taken, but would happily sit a few feet away whenever I put the camera down.
Other people have had far better luck, light and cameras. The
red wattlebird was a little more cooperative, dangling on the bottlebrush and showing off his good side even in the gloomy weather.

I did encounter a few birds with less pleasant aspects as well. Glenn warned me well in advance of possible maggie attacks. Magpies at home are large, slightly majestic loudmouths who denude the cherry trees and torture small mammals. In Australia, maggies have less tail, a
pretty little song, and a tendency to fly at cyclists' heads during mating season. We watched some youtube videos and I laughed at the riders with
zip ties sticking out of their helmets. Seriously, if a bird wants your head, a little bit of plastic's not going to stop him. The sign at the last campsite was also amusing.

Dismount? Right. I was swooped that same morning, without warning, and the last thing I thought of doing was getting off the bike. No harm done, though, and it got me into the habit of looking up for that lone bird in the tree. I spotted one on a hike while he was still at least fifty yards off and he got me coming and going. Bike helmets should be recommended head gear for everyone at this time of year.
Lady Musgrave Island, made entirely of coral, is home to a vast flock of noddies who roost in the pisonia trees for a few weeks every year. The whole island has an overpowering scent of bird poo and you've got to be careful looking up into the trees. I can say from experience that fresh bird poo on a sandaled foot is hot.

Interestingly, while the pisonia provides the noddies with nesting material, lots of noddies also become needed pisonia fertilizer when they get bogged down with the trees' sticky seeds. Life can be funny that way.
My last bird encounter was with the pelicans at their "dinner time." Why feeding fish guts to a bunch of pushy seabirds is considered entertainment is beyond me, but when you pay for the full-day bus tour, you follow the herd. Just don't listen when the dude with the fish keeps telling you to sit closer or you will be that weirdo on the bus that smells like fish guts all the way home.

Being home now, in the dead of winter, the mornings are quiet. No feathered alarm clocks, no shocking primary colors in the trees. I miss them.